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500daysofsassy:

brooksoglesby:

so apparently some guy goes around golf tournaments and shouts “mashed potatoes” after they tee off

I CANTG BR EATHE 

(Source: seriousjones, via weloveshortvideos)

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knivesandglitter:

belovedtraveler:

newvagabond:

This will always remain my favorite vintage lesbian art… Do I even have to break it down for you?

I just thought it was a mermaid trapped under ice

If it were just a mermaid trapped under ice, there would be no reason all the skaters above the ice are wearing skirts and are presumably women. also look at that mermaid’s smile she knows what’s up.

the caption says “Are Parisian women becoming more thrifty? Seeing a lot of different types of panties this year!”presumably half those girls are commando or wearing thongs. this is totally lesbian pinup ads.

discursivetacenda:

knivesandglitter:

belovedtraveler:

newvagabond:

This will always remain my favorite vintage lesbian art… Do I even have to break it down for you?

I just thought it was a mermaid trapped under ice

If it were just a mermaid trapped under ice, there would be no reason all the skaters above the ice are wearing skirts and are presumably women. also look at that mermaid’s smile she knows what’s up.

the caption says “Are Parisian women becoming more thrifty? Seeing a lot of different types of panties this year!”

presumably half those girls are commando or wearing thongs. this is totally lesbian pinup ads.

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One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

(Source: prekrasnoe-mngnovenie, via weloveshortvideos)

scoreadirecthit:

tatianatouch:

ijustwanttohugtomhiddleston:

intriguesme:

xdirkcalloway:

ijustwanttohugtomhiddleston:

ijustwanttohugtomhiddleston:

ijustwanttohugtomhiddleston:

so this just happened at my local university today. I bought the second bag to try to knock down the first…and they’re just both kinda…there…
I REALLY WANTED THOSE SUNCHIPS OK DONT LOOK AT ME

UPDATE: OH MY GOD THIS GROUP OF GUYS WALKED OUT OF CLASS AND STARTED FREAKING OUT OVER THE FACT THAT THERE WERE CHIPS THERE…SO ONE OF THEM STARTED HITTING THE MACHINE TO GET THEM AND THE SECRETARY WHO TRIED TO HELP ME GET MY CHIPS WALKED OVER AND THE GUY ASKED HER WHO BOUGHT THEM AND SHE SAID ‘THAT GIRL’. so he looked over, pointed at me, and yelled, across the whole lobby (which is huge btw) “I GOTCHYU GURL”

UPDATE: ALL HIS FRIENDS WENT OUT TO THE CAR AND HAVE COME BACK IN MULTIPLE TIMES TELLING HIM OT HURRY UP AND HE’S ALL LIKE ‘GUYS DON’T WORRY I ALMOST GOT IT’ AND FIVE MINUTES LATER GUESS WHO HAS A BAG OF SUNCHIPS
HE WALKED OUT AND YELLED TO HIS FRIENDS “I DID ITTTTT”

marry him

Definitely marry him guryl he gotchu

I SHOULD OH GOD

you have to marry him this is more romantic than the notebook omfg

Nicholas Sparks next book called “I gotchu Gurl”

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tatianatouch:

ijustwanttohugtomhiddleston:

intriguesme:

xdirkcalloway:

ijustwanttohugtomhiddleston:

ijustwanttohugtomhiddleston:

ijustwanttohugtomhiddleston:

so this just happened at my local university today. I bought the second bag to try to knock down the first…and they’re just both kinda…there…

I REALLY WANTED THOSE SUNCHIPS OK DONT LOOK AT ME

UPDATE: OH MY GOD THIS GROUP OF GUYS WALKED OUT OF CLASS AND STARTED FREAKING OUT OVER THE FACT THAT THERE WERE CHIPS THERE…SO ONE OF THEM STARTED HITTING THE MACHINE TO GET THEM AND THE SECRETARY WHO TRIED TO HELP ME GET MY CHIPS WALKED OVER AND THE GUY ASKED HER WHO BOUGHT THEM AND SHE SAID ‘THAT GIRL’. so he looked over, pointed at me, and yelled, across the whole lobby (which is huge btw) “I GOTCHYU GURL”

UPDATE: ALL HIS FRIENDS WENT OUT TO THE CAR AND HAVE COME BACK IN MULTIPLE TIMES TELLING HIM OT HURRY UP AND HE’S ALL LIKE ‘GUYS DON’T WORRY I ALMOST GOT IT’ AND FIVE MINUTES LATER GUESS WHO HAS A BAG OF SUNCHIPS

HE WALKED OUT AND YELLED TO HIS FRIENDS “I DID ITTTTT”

marry him

Definitely marry him guryl he gotchu

I SHOULD OH GOD

you have to marry him this is more romantic than the notebook omfg

Nicholas Sparks next book called “I gotchu Gurl”

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